Cerebral Caustic

The Fall Cerebral Caustic Lyrics
1.The Joke

Go back go back

Don't be don't be
Nice about it
Just spit it back

Why don't, ward off
Why don't you be mature about it
In your grey raincoat

Off ward, ward off
The joke

Violent food
Descends over you
Huh

Off ward, ward off
The joke

The joke
Five years in a pc camp

Multicoloured sweets
In bottom of white sweet pack
The realization burns into my back

The joke
Five years in a pc camp
The joke

Violent food
Descends over you

The joke

The joke
Five years in a pc camp

The joke
Five years in a pc camp
The joke

Five years in a pc camp


2.Don't Call Me Darling

Don't call me darling

Don't call me darling

Harbouring on it
Hates this
Wants this
She hates this

>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling

The long black hair
Of wretched blue bottle
Darting all over
To no avail
I got zero tolerance
My head full
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling

People hate beauty
I cannot fathom it
They smell of old pally
Voices thick with
Bouncing jackson
With stupidity
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling

Soon there will be dancing
Around the queue strippy
High and cheap
Why do people hate beauty
I cannot fathom it
A bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
...brown suit...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
...bouncing...
>>don't call me darling
..why...do...people...hate...
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling
>>don't call me darling

>>don't
>>call
>>me
>>darling


3.Rainmaster

>>tv man's tarantula
>>tv man
>>tv man
>>tv man
>>tv man

Rainmaster

Rainmaster

Copycats
This and that
What about copy cat familiars
And miserable witches

Rainmaker


Rainmaster

Florida
Wildlife is under constant threat

>>tv man
>>tv man
>>tv man
>>tv man

Rainmaster
Rainmaster

Curserer of blights
Once too often
In the ridiculous muggy envelope stained
Goin', you sorry fuck

>>tv man
>>tv man
On him >>tv man
>>tv man

Rainmaster
In belgique
Rainmaster
In basingstokes
Portaphone traffic
Maurique assistant crap
In hermitage
Rainmaster
In new york
Rainmaster
Over cool green layered forest
Interspersed
With hammers banging
Fellas tapping slow
In hot morning
Silenced!
Rainmaster
In his b(r)enediction
Smug in the task and knowledge

Cut to the quick

Rainmaster
Whoop
Citadel
Florida 3-4-9 dot dot dot dot dot dot dot.
That's how far we go.


4.Feeling Numb

Post-festivities
I'm feeling numb now
From remedies and prozac
I'm kinda two-tone

I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
Prozac

Don't touch that phone dial
Stick with kindred
Welcome in
I'm on automation
And family
Is cerebral caustic

I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb

(i'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb)

Everything is broken
Because of grist that curtails
Get the western on
Stick with family
At the lodge
At the lodge
At the lodge

I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
I'm feeling numb now
I'm feeling numb
I'm feeling numb now
Don't touch that phone dial
I'm feeling numb
Stick with kindred

(feeling numb now)/at the lodge
(feeling numb)/at the lodge
(feeling numb now)
The grist that curtails
Will make us strong
(feeling numb)
And you'll be dead
Before i'm born

Puh!


5.Pearl City

In pearl city
Pearl city
No-one knows, no-one cares
About your world of stocks and shares

I don't need no riding crop
I don't need no roundabout stop

You're welcome to pearl city

See the bank
Bright white trains
You old coots
Retired early

At pearl city
In pearl city

Cappuccino and a slice of quiche
It's salad for the new educated 'teach'
Everything is gonna work out fine
They're sleepin' us in the lec-lecturer line
In pearl city

In pearl city

Ye over-counter drugs
Have left you totally bushwhacked

In pearl city

We asked vauxhall drivers
What they wanted from a garage
Did ya? did ya?

At service center on the rock

Pearl city

I don't need a bird beggin at my knees
I don't need no riding crop
I don't need no roundabout stop

(are you on the ball?)


6.Life Just Bounces(Another Version)

Doctor boring had a relationship with the drug company too
And i am half related to the softness group plc

On tv today
Someone claimed their dog
Had been molested by a textile chemist

But life just bounces so don't you get worried at all
And life just bounces so don't you get worried at all

The perscription's filled but i'm unsure of its contents
I sit back with a tight lip
Retina amazed

But life just bounces so don't you get worried at all
And life just bounces so don't you get worried at all

And green grow the hedgerows along the walls
And i see that my problems are really small


Camera life, brown varnish, mauve
London is full of people leaving their homes
They got lack of length in their beds and in their rooms
And the cops say don't you dare leave your home

I'll tellya
Life just bounces so don't you get worried at all
And life just bounces so don't you get worried at all

And doctor boring says you are very ill
And your top-knot is in the region of your soul
I was in a vortex i was headed for a fall
I'll tellya
Life just bounces so don't you get worried at all
And all music bounces so don't you get worried at all


7.I'm Not Satisfied

Got no place to go
I'm tired of walking
Up and down the street all by myself
No love left for me to give
I try and try
But no one wants me the way i am
Why should i pretend i like
To roam from door to door
Maybe i'll just kill myself
I just don't care no more
Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything i've tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me

Who would care if i was gone?
I never met no one who'd
Care if i was dead and gone
Who needs me to care for them?
Nobody needs me
Why should i just hang around?
Why should i just sit and watch
While the others smile?
I just wish that someone cared
If i was happy for a while
Because
I'm not satisfied
Everything i've tried
I don't like the way
Life has been abusing me


8.The Aphid

And who can ever forget this one?

Six times parking
Six, four
Form bar and six
Form a boxline
The aphid
The aphid
Bend down
Scratch around the carpet for insect
Get hook clamp
Stand up
Gel frame
Put insect in a jar
The aphid
Walk back two, three and four
Stop for a rest
Go back to scratch
The aphid
Hook clamp
Go back down
Scratch around the floor
Take hook clamp and put in jar
The aphid
Cover up with gel frame
Take two times four o o o one
Uv gun back
Go back to the floor
Scratch around
Five, six supplied
The aphid
Bend right back
Form a boxline, sidecar
The aphid
Twenty times steps back
Frizzo
Get hook clamp
Turn to barn door
Retrieve kill frame

(absolutely wonderful)


'take six bottles of the six back, stand up straight, then bend
down and scratch the carpet for insects and, if you find any,
put the insects into the jar, than check the clamp on the jar a
Ke six steps back. ensure the hook clamp is on the jar and
that's the aphid.'


9.Bonkers In Phoenix

[this song features two simultaneous vocal tracks along with a
lot of intentionally annoying electronic sound effects --ed.]


Veins on leaves
A cat of kings
A mouthful of seed
A strand of beads
An hour of lust
A bucket of trust
It's time to rest
My shiny things
Pull them off
Pull them off
Pull them off of me

Little one, please don't cry
Shiny things you just can't buy

Trying to fix
Isn't broken
Letting dust
Inside old swings
Turning to rust
My shiny things
Pull them off
Pull them off
Pull them off of me

Little one, please don't cry
Shiny things you just can't buy

Trying to fix
Isn't broken
Locked in dust
Insect wings
Turning to rust
My shiny things
Turning to rust
My shiny things
Pull them off
Pull them off
Pull them off of me

Little one, please don't dry
Shiny things you just can't buy


You never know, though, eh? eh?
That glastonbury...
Would all people who want
Vegetarian burgers go on the left
And those who want meat burgers on the right
Carparking is available at glastonbury phoenix

Out of the back

You see me
Naughty wicker man, oogie man
You see me, oogie man
M. riley

You mood swing
And from the day
Angles with you

Bonkers at phoenix


10.One Day

When i first met you
You didn't go anywhere
'cept for the drama corporation
Of co-op theatre

Skirting from a course
Bovver boots on
Vacuum breath equals
We never close

But one day you'll find out
That you lost a good man
And one day you'll wake up
And find you lost a good man

Transparent or not

You'll never see my like again
I'm talkin about me
No malice
So transparent

When he walks
When he walks again
All reduced to cost-price
Manual for deceit
Indiscriminate take out
Indiscriminate give out
We never close
Never ever close

You're a snake pit
And one of these days you'll find out
That you lost a good man
And one of these days you'll wake up
And find you lost a good man


11.North West Fashion Show

It is hugh mcsheepshagger
From bolton

Next up, mr. a. ordinary from whitefield
Next up, mr. a. ordinary from whitefield

Judy's bastard offspring
We have richard and judy's bastard offspring
Baseball cap reversed

Next up, we have mr. stephen hanley
Modelling the bald look


12.Pine Leaves

(they gave their lives during the occupation
Arranged at the end of japan

It was not a concentration camp

Annihilation

A million dead here

Annihilation)

And still we believe
As ghost presence

How does it show a dream

As ghosts
Decide

I've heard the same

How does this end

They come from
They come from verdant albion
And still
Still they breathe

The corpor of this leaden leaf
Folding out with ghost
Censure
Still in the tub of side for bone shakes

These apes were once born
Fluid now
That's the truth

Drawn from the in-outlet

(one hundred thousand people perished there)

I still wish i could have seen you all

They lived thousand
The hills at dusk
Because they knew all the horrible

Culturations and evocations

Formulae
From verdant green-yellow puddles
Aesop
Purcell appears in the form of an angel
It's now
No good
Twice

(i want to wish you a happy journey back home)